Doctor's Note
Dr: Is my labcoat cool or do I look like I’m playing a doctor? L: No you look really sharp. Smart. But yeah handsome enough to be a tv doctor. Dr: Look who’s talking hoss. New patient right? L: Yeah I’m here to get valium. I’m not a drug guy, but people really like them. So it’s like Taylor Swift, you have to listen to her music before passing judgement. Can’t just be a negative Nelly. Valium is my first stop on this journey. Google ai says it gives short term anxiety relief and that sounds good to me. Maybe it could help me initiate more conversations, not that I need help with that. I’m naturally very charismatic. Dr: Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re like so chill naturally I can’t even tell if it’s working. L: Yeah it’s solid. Dr: Cool. That’s cool. L: What if we up the ante. You got some good stuff? Dr: Xanax? Xanax is in the benzos family. Benzos is the thing Kerouac takes in On The Road, a book I didn’t really like because the characters were annoying. The actual re...
